(Source: ifyouloveme-setmefree)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

hackerqueenskye:

elvisgal:

princess mittens wanted some of my pancakes

YOU NAMED YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTY BABY PRINCESS MITTENS GOODBYE FRIENDS

(Source: elvisgal)

unicorntacos40 asked:
So the fear of Jello is called Jangelaphobia. And just so you know I'm not making fun of you..I like random things about people. Makes you interesting in a really awesome way. I'm not sure what the name is for the fear of Jlo 😕

sloths-are-rad:

Ugh, I know. It’s so hard to say! So I usually just don’t lol but no worries! I’m not offended, it takes a lot for that to happen. You’re honestly the first person on tumblr to ever ask me about it! So you’re automatically my pal!

…the fear of J lo shall be called J-lonophobia :)

No no no. There will be no “pals” here. I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO KNOW OF THIS OBSCURE JELLO FEAR. I am the best friend in this scenario. I happen to also be the best friend that loves jello and seems to torment Erika with it 😏
BUT SHE IS MINE. NO TOUCHY.


cats-and-kief:

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

me around children

http://bucketsaurusrex.tumblr.com/post/91925281040/charlieismyqueen-esotericbeefarmer

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an…

dripping-adorableness:

designed-for-life:

Backyard pool built into the existing limestone quarry. Love it!

Holy Jesus

(Source: designed-for-life)

imyourhazelgracewaters:

It’s exhausting. There are times when all you want to do is lie down and sleep for a whole week, a month or maybe a year. To forget everything that makes you feel things you don’t want to feel at all. To leave everything behind and start a new one. That it would be better if you’re not yourself and to be somebody else. Yes, I’ve felt that way many times. 


tonimonsan:

Hey everyone! In honor of my 1,500 followers I will be hosting another giveaway! This is just a small thank you to everyone who follows me and has stuck with me even though I’m dumb lol. There will be TWO winners~ and the giveaway will end August 22nd. (I come from a home with 2 cats and 2 dogs)

Rules: 

  1. You must be following tonimonsan since this is a giveaway for my followers~ (I will check)
  2. Reblog as much as you want (try not to spam your followers!) Likes don’t count but you may like this post for reference.
  3. No giveaway blogs, sorry!
  4. If you win you must give me your address so I can send the goodies, If you are under the age of 18 you must get parents permission. (I will ship internationally)
  5. If the winners don’t respond within 24 hours I will pick new ones.
  6. Please don’t delete the text!

Prizes! : 1st place

  • Galaxy cat pullover. (It is a size Large so if you feel it won’t fit you or you don’t want it just let me know and I’ll give it to the 2nd winner :3) (x)(x)
  • Totoro Bento Box (x)(x)
  • Cat notebook & Cat Pen (x)(x)(x)(x)
  •  This thingy that you can use to hang up notes and pictures and stuff using the string and hanger things it comes with (LOL sorry idk what to call it) (x)(x)
  • Rhinestone Kitty Ear headband(there are two different ones so the first person to answer gets first choice)
  • 3 Polka dot hair ties (there are different colors so again the first to respond gets first pick)
  • 1 box panda cookies, 1 box Everyburger

2nd Place

  • Rhinestone Kitty Ear headband (1)(x)(2)(x)
  • 5 Polka Dot hair ties (x)(x)
  • 1 box panda cookies, 1 box Everyburger

GOODLUCK LOVES~     

d0nn0:

kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notesimage

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